Emo + Pop Punk Mimosa Yoga at pleb urban winery
Funky Flow Yoga presents Emo + Pop Punk Mimosa Yoga at pleb urban winery
“It’s NOT a phase, MOM! THIS is who I am! Nobody understands me, except for Funky Flow Yoga, because they know the only way I’m logging off Myspace and leaving the house is if Gerard Way is involved. Yes, I’m going to wear this black t-shirt to class because I’m so hardcore. *deep sigh* I wish I was as invisible as you make me feel. #falloutboy.”
If any of this felt vaguely familiar, or if you’ve still got some ~vintage~ Hot Topic finds in your closet, come on out to yoga! This time, your eyeliner will be running from all that side-plank sweat, not because Bullet for my Valentine is making your Heart Burst into Fire! And if you’ve never been part of the scene, it’s never too late to pull on some yoga pants and join the fun…I mean…mis…ery?
Don’t worry, though! We’ll be throwing in some pop punk jams to lighten the mood, as well! RAWR! XD hehe uwu.
After we’ve finished class and screamed into the void, stick around for pizza from Mean Pies and another drink with your yoga friends!
Class is $10. You may purchase any mimosas or other wines you’d like at the bar.
Please come at least 15 minutes before class to claim your mat space.
